Description

Finally, a tote bag for the guy who says “men should talk about their feelings” but only does it on a podcast. The Performative Male Tote is spacious enough to carry your copy of The Power of Now, your reusable water bottle, and all the emotional labor you refuse to unpack. Made from 100% organic cotton, because sustainability looks great when you’re holding an oat milk latte and explaining feminism to women who didn’t ask.

• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Durable 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²) fabric
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14½″ × 5″ — perfect for groceries, books, or moral superiority
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (plenty for your fragile ego)
• 1″ wide dual straps, 24.5″ length
• Open main compartment for easy virtue signaling
• Blank product sourced from India