To every crying conservative, centrist, and capitalist complaining that “there just aren’t enough people willing to work” or that “lazy people are sucking off the government tit” while claiming taxation is ultimately a form of theft, can rest assured knowing that people aren’t lazy, they’re just dead! That’s right. A whole 278,000 working-age Americans dropped dead in the last year and a half from a … Continue reading They’re Not Lazy, They’re Just Dead