
Dick Cheney Gets His Yearly Erection
In what has become a disturbing “Groundhog’s Day” ritual over the last 17 years, Dick Cheney announced that he had received his yearly September 11th erection. “The flagpole is due north,” Cheney told members of the press today during the 9/11 Memorial Service in New York. “The tower isn’t falling today.” For 364 days each year, the former Vice President of the United States is … Continue reading Dick Cheney Gets His Yearly Erection