Florida Man is Way Too Confident for a 30-year-old Virgin

WEST PALM BEACH – Florida Man Mickey Pugnuts was arrested last night at his mother’s guesthouse after receiving numerous calls of being way too confident about sex he hasn’t received yet. Bar patrons, neighbors, friends, and even family have made calls to the Palm Beach County Sheriffs Office to lodge complaints against the 30-year-old virgin. “All I remember was him belligerently begging this poor woman … Continue reading Florida Man is Way Too Confident for a 30-year-old Virgin