Vladimir Putin and Russian troops are now positioned to attack Ukraine any day. However, sources note a new pause taking place across Russian lines.  “Putin is being harassed online,” said Igor Igorsky, a source close to the Kremlin. “By suicidal teenagers.” In an effort to prevent World War Three, teenagers across the globe have taken to the internet to tell “Daddy Putin” their “feelies” on … Continue reading Russia Halts Invasion As Teens Worldwide Go ‘Booty Up’