Sellout Edition 13: Easy To Please
“Oh my Gawd! Men are SO EASY to please!” Timothee heard these fateful words moments before receiving the worst head of this entire life. Continue reading Sellout Edition 13: Easy To Please
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Sellout Edition 12: Male Moaners Anonymous
“Men be scared to moan but I be in my girl’s ear like ‘HNYOOOOOH YIIEEEAH!’” Continue reading Sellout Edition 12: Male Moaners Anonymous
Sellout Edition 11: Fingers The Long Way
“Ladies and Germs, it is with great pleasure that I introduce to you the designer of the space between the drivers seat and the center console of every single car ever made!” Continue reading Sellout Edition 11: Fingers The Long Way
Sellout Edition 10: Unwanted Thoughts
“Hey you know what would be fucked up? If you drop kicked that baby.” “Yes. That would be fucked up. Thank you for that, unwanted thoughts.” Continue reading Sellout Edition 10: Unwanted Thoughts
Sellout Edition 9: Planet Parenthood
“Trying to figure out if the other guy in Planned Parenthood waiting room has more sex than me…” Continue reading Sellout Edition 9: Planet Parenthood
Sellout Edition #8: 6 Feet
“How come everybody knows what 6 feet means when it comes to height, but when it comes to distance…” Continue reading Sellout Edition #8: 6 Feet
The Best Years Of Your Life
“You know son, these are the best years of your life.” “Fuck.” Continue reading The Best Years Of Your Life
Sellout Edition #6: “Navel Gazey”
“I’m going to submit my cartoon to the New Yorker, do you think’s it’s navel-gazey enough?” By Zane Kaufmann. Continue reading Sellout Edition #6: “Navel Gazey”
SELLOUT EDITION #5: 21st Century Vibes
“The vibe of the 21st century has really gone from Cookie Monster Snapback to “Help! I sent you a video of me cumming and now you’re in love with me!” Continue reading SELLOUT EDITION #5: 21st Century Vibes
