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New Study Shows Roommate Definitely Does Hear You Weeping In The Shower 

After a 6-year study that involved 3.4 million dollars and 14,000 volunteers, Harvard Sound Science has uncovered a startling truth: your roommate can hear you weeping in the shower. I interviewed lead researcher Billy Bonkers to discuss the implications of the study. Em: Good afternoon, Billy. Thanks for speaking with Lousy Human. Could you give some insight into the general findings your team uncovered during … Continue reading New Study Shows Roommate Definitely Does Hear You Weeping In The Shower 

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Focus Group Uneasy With ‘Young Sheldon’ Where Youngster Becomes a Meth Kingpin

CBS executives were taken aback when a recent focus group participant called out the network on a yet-to-be-air episode of ‘Young Sheldon. The controversial episode sees the title character use his intellect to corner the Meth market in his small Texas town. “I really don’t think that’s in the spirit of what the show is about,” said Edna Reynolds of Sturgeon Bay, Wisconsin. “We watch … Continue reading Focus Group Uneasy With ‘Young Sheldon’ Where Youngster Becomes a Meth Kingpin

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The Wheels On The Bus (That Is Definitely Not Driven By A Pedo) By Siranda Mings

The wheels on the bus that’s definitely not driven by a pedophile go round and round,round and round,round and round.The wheels on the bus that’s definitely not driven by a pedophile go round and round,all through the town. The keys on the keyboard go click, click, click;Click, click, click,Click, click, click.The keys on the keyboard go click, click, click,all through the tween chat rooms. The … Continue reading The Wheels On The Bus (That Is Definitely Not Driven By A Pedo) By Siranda Mings

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What To Do When You’re Prettier And More Successful Than All Your Friends

We as a society spend a lot of time discussing oppression. It’s important to do that. Oppression seems hard. But we don’t spend a lot of time talking about the struggles of being blessed. Roll your eyes all you want, but I know for a fact that sometimes I cry because I’m sopretty. If you’re in the same boat as me, privileged as all get … Continue reading What To Do When You’re Prettier And More Successful Than All Your Friends

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Live, Laugh, McLachlan

Hi, I’m Sarah McLachlan. Will you be an angel for a helpless animal? Me. Every day innocent animals are abused, beaten, and neglected. And they’re crying out for help. Because I can’t make as much money from these commercials as I used to.  That’s why I’m releasing my Sarah McLachlan’s Arms of The Angel’s Luxury Jewelry, Handbags, and Home Goods Collection (not affiliated with the … Continue reading Live, Laugh, McLachlan

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Unpopular Opinion: It’s OK to Sleep With A Man So That You Can Use One Of His Bay Leaves In Your Curry

In this day and age, the dating scene is full of passive individuals, avoiding confrontation and not asking for what they want. This has created an outbreak of unsatisfying relationships, with both parties not meeting the needs of their lovers. I have a reminder for you. You can get what you want if you just ask. It’s not using someone, because everybody’s using someone. All … Continue reading Unpopular Opinion: It’s OK to Sleep With A Man So That You Can Use One Of His Bay Leaves In Your Curry

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Woman Sets Quarterly Goal to “Become More Startling” 

Welcome to Em’s Business Corner! July 1st has come and gone and with that, business professionals around the globe are setting their new quarterly goals. This woman is pushing the boundaries on what to expect in quarterly goal setting in a fantastic way. I learned a lot from speaking with her, and am excited to share the interview with you. Let’s dive in! Em: Would … Continue reading Woman Sets Quarterly Goal to “Become More Startling” 

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