The wheels on the bus that’s definitely not driven by a pedophile go round and round,
round and round,
round and round.
The wheels on the bus that’s definitely not driven by a pedophile go round and round,
all through the town.

The keys on the keyboard go click, click, click;
Click, click, click,
Click, click, click.
The keys on the keyboard go click, click, click,
all through the tween chat rooms.

The definitely not a pedophile in the chat demands “Pics of your ass,
pics of your ass,
pics of your ass.”
The definitely not a pedophile in the chat demands “Pics of your ass”
all to the minors.

The definitely not a pedophile alarms go that’s fucking weird,
that’s fucking weird,
that’s fucking weird.
The definitely not a pedophile alarms go that’s fucking weird,
all through the community.

The probable (alleged) pedophile in the Youtube video begs like & subscribe;
Like & subscribe,
Like & subscribe.
The probable (alleged) pedophile in the Youtube video begs, like & subscribe,
all through the apology musical number.

The canceled (alleged) pedophile cries “Wah, wah, wah;
Wah, wah, wah,
Wah, wah, wah”.
The canceled (alleged) pedophile cries “Wah, wah, wah,”
all in a song.

The canceled (alleged) pedophile to the outrage says “Shush, shush, shush;
Shush, shush, shush,
Shush, shush, shush.”
The canceled (alleged) pedophile to the outrage says “Shush, shush, shush,”
all through it all.