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Hunter Biden Indicted For Loving Guns, Hating Taxes, And Getting Too Much Pussy

In yet another display of the Biden administration’s crusade against all things American, the demented dictator has ordered his army of 87,000 armed IRS agents to indict his own son on tax and gun charges. The shocking revelations surrounding Hunter Biden’s supposed “crimes” are sending shockwaves through the nation, proving that nothing is sacred to Democrats when it comes to political warfare and pushing their … Continue reading Hunter Biden Indicted For Loving Guns, Hating Taxes, And Getting Too Much Pussy

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A Hostile Letter To Oscar Mayer

Dear Oscar, You phony, little slut. I hate you, I really do. Nothing brings such disgust and gut-wrenching pain quite like the sound of your name. Your nauseating, pink products that oddly resemble one another in both color and flavor. How is it that you manage to make every meat you sell taste like bologna? This leads me to believe that your meats come from … Continue reading A Hostile Letter To Oscar Mayer

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Town Upset Mayor Wants to House the Homeless Instead of Introducing Plan to Kill Them

Mayor Christine Montgomery of Wellington Village, FL was booed off the stage today and she introduced a plan to house the homeless in a former hotel. The program would provide shelter for more than 300 unhoused in individuals and children in the community. “How is this going to affect our property values?” a bloated Caucasian with less than five years left to live screeched from … Continue reading Town Upset Mayor Wants to House the Homeless Instead of Introducing Plan to Kill Them

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How To Convince Your Dentist To Have An Enemies-To-Lovers Thing With You

They hate their job.  You hate their job.  But they’re kinda sexy, to be honest.  A dramatic, intense, wildly forbidden enemies-to-lovers arc would certainly make your bi-annual trip to the dentist more exciting.  But how to go about it?  I’ve had irresponsible relationships with seven different doctors in my lifetime (nine if you count JDs), so I feel highly qualified to discuss.  Let’s dive in.  … Continue reading How To Convince Your Dentist To Have An Enemies-To-Lovers Thing With You

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Donald Trump Already Dead and Replaced with Clone

New documents obtained from inside the deep state reveal that Former/Current Donald Trump has been killed by the United States Shadow Government and has been replaced by a clone! The biological being surrendering themselves to the Fulton County Sheriff’s Office on August, 28th, 2023 is NOT, we repeat, IS NOT, the former president. It is a clone created by a semen sample stolen in his … Continue reading Donald Trump Already Dead and Replaced with Clone

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Interview with Former Semi-Professional Pro Wrestler Ace Austin

Sitting on the side of a trailer park in Clearwater, Florida, Ace Austin sipped lemonade and tequila in his wheelchair beside his 4th wife and live-in nurse, Cecilia. Although he may never walk again, he reflects fondly on his time as a semi-professional wrestler for the China, Texas Extreme Deathmatch Wrestling Association of the United Southern States of America.  “We were unstoppable,” Austin remembered. “Every … Continue reading Interview with Former Semi-Professional Pro Wrestler Ace Austin

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The Wheels On The Bus (That Is Definitely Not Driven By A Pedo) By Siranda Mings

The wheels on the bus that’s definitely not driven by a pedophile go round and round,round and round,round and round.The wheels on the bus that’s definitely not driven by a pedophile go round and round,all through the town. The keys on the keyboard go click, click, click;Click, click, click,Click, click, click.The keys on the keyboard go click, click, click,all through the tween chat rooms. The … Continue reading The Wheels On The Bus (That Is Definitely Not Driven By A Pedo) By Siranda Mings

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Live, Laugh, McLachlan

Hi, I’m Sarah McLachlan. Will you be an angel for a helpless animal? Me. Every day innocent animals are abused, beaten, and neglected. And they’re crying out for help. Because I can’t make as much money from these commercials as I used to.  That’s why I’m releasing my Sarah McLachlan’s Arms of The Angel’s Luxury Jewelry, Handbags, and Home Goods Collection (not affiliated with the … Continue reading Live, Laugh, McLachlan

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