Do you have a rabid love of United States imperialism? Are you so pro-Israel that you’ll overlook the bodies of the innocent to defend them? Want to show everyone unfortunate enough to be in your presence that you’re a proud supporter of their firm and everlasting alliance in the fight against anti-Semitic terrorists looking to murder God’s chosen people—even if they’re a toddler in a hospital bed?

Now you can—for free! That’s right, free! With this Gaza Genocide Remembrance Pin from AIPAC & QVC.

This beautiful statement piece, Let Freedom Ring, is unlike anything else in your jewelry box and will be the cornerstone of your collection. The pin features the American and Israeli flags crossed over one another—entangled in their love of brutal war crimes committed against the innocent, and the dead children they view as collateral.

Just pay shipping and handling!

But wait! For the real war-crime connoisseur, act now for your chance to be one of the first to own the Gaza Genocide Commemorative Coin for just $49.99! This 10k gold-plated plastic coin shows President Donald Trump and Benjamin Netanyahu tonguing each other’s throats. On the flip side? The future skyline of Trump World Gaza—the luxury beachfront city erected in defiance of God’s will!

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