Author: Joe Billi

Sellout Edition #6: “Navel Gazey”

Posted on April 1, 2021April 1, 2021 by Joe Billi0

Texans Can Shove Their Heads Farther Up Their Anus Than Any Other Mammal

Posted on March 23, 2021March 23, 2021 by Joe Billi0

We’re Storming the Capitol

Posted on January 7, 2021January 8, 2021 by Joe Billi0

Lost In Deportation: Ted Cruz And Marco Rubio Deported To Mexico

Posted on January 5, 2021January 5, 2021 by Joe Billi0

All Living Trump Family Members Pardoned

Posted on December 15, 2020December 15, 2020 by Joe Billi0

Middle School Boy Finds Out Fight You Don’t Want To Win

Posted on December 9, 2020 by Joe Billi0

Friend Group Welcomes Friend’s Transition, Argues Who Gets To Hit First

Posted on December 4, 2020 by Joe Billi0

Horoscopes: December 2020

Posted on December 2, 2020December 2, 2020 by Joe Billi0

Drunk Mother Applauds Herself For Being So Thrifty In the Kitchen

Posted on November 30, 2020November 30, 2020 by Joe Billi0

Turkeys Decide Not To Pardon Humans This Year

Posted on November 25, 2020 by Joe Billi0