Ciao my fellow human, non-reptile piasanos! It’s-a me! Hilariano Clintiano! Celebrating the grand reopening of the house of adrenochrome and capicola, Eliteza Pizza!  We use the freshest ingredients straight from Italia to bake you the freshest, hottest, and sexiest pizza this side of a federal prison cell.  Before we went into hiding, I mean coronavirus, we served a variety of celebrities and world leaders! Tom … Continue reading Eliteza Pizza Celebrates Grand Reopening