Eliteza Pizza Celebrates Grand Reopening

Ciao my fellow human, non-reptile piasanos! It’s-a me! Hilariano Clintiano! Celebrating the grand reopening of the house of adrenochrome and capicola, Eliteza Pizza!  We use the freshest ingredients straight from Italia to bake you the freshest, hottest, and sexiest pizza this side of a federal prison cell.  Before we went into hiding, I mean coronavirus, we served a variety of celebrities and world leaders! Tom … Continue reading Eliteza Pizza Celebrates Grand Reopening

Joel KidBanger’s holy water: A review

Tom McDonald Tyler, Texas 09/17/2020 SUBJECT: FIVE STARS!!! I couldn’t recommend Pastor Joel Kidbanger’s Blessed Holy Water more than I do now! Mr. Kidbanger’s holy water has improved my life tenfold since I first saw his infomercial at 3 a.m. last Wednesday morning. When I ordered this product, I was flat broke with $30,000 in credit card debt, negative in my checking account, and just … Continue reading Joel KidBanger’s holy water: A review