College Virgin Votes Trump

It’s been nearly four years since Donald Trump was elected President of the United States and you can still feel the shockwaves rumbling across the “land of the free” as unemployment, Most recently, 26-year-old virgin Mickey Pugnuts expressed his frustrations online in a heated status about his vote for President Trump. “Katie Gardner you fat piece of shit I hate you. I voted for Trump … Continue reading College Virgin Votes Trump

Dick Cheney Gets His Yearly Erection

In what has become a disturbing “Groundhog’s Day” ritual over the last 17 years, Dick Cheney announced that he had received his yearly September 11th erection. “The flagpole is due north,” Cheney told members of the press today during the 9/11 Memorial Service in New York. “The tower isn’t falling today.” For 364 days each year, the former Vice President of the United States is … Continue reading Dick Cheney Gets His Yearly Erection