Uncultured Douche: Oh boy, an expresso will perk me up!

Super Fucking Cool Guy: There’s no “x” in espresso.

Uncultured Douche: So? I like saying it that way.

Super Fucking Cool Guy: *SWEET ASS FUCKING KICK!*

Kicking the uncultured douche’s head from his body, it travels towards a well earned fate.

Uncultured Douche: Oh no, the sun!