Uncultured Douche: Oh boy, an expresso will perk me up!
Super Fucking Cool Guy: There’s no “x” in espresso.
Uncultured Douche: So? I like saying it that way.
Super Fucking Cool Guy: *SWEET ASS FUCKING KICK!*
Kicking the uncultured douche’s head from his body, it travels towards a well earned fate.
Uncultured Douche: Oh no, the sun!