Silicon Valley Bank CEO To Customers: “My Bad.” 

The CEO of the embattled Silicon Valley bank has finally spoken out after the institution’s collapse. In a heartfelt message to its customers and investors, Greg Becker poignantly said: “My Bad.” SVB, which styled itself as “The financial partner of the innovation economy,” is wreaking havoc on the mental states of CFOs from some of the biggest names in tech. The bank’s biggest customers and … Continue reading Silicon Valley Bank CEO To Customers: “My Bad.” 

How To Prepare A Billionaire (For Dinner!): Oil Tycoon

When the actions of the ruling class eventually lead to a global food shortage there will be nothing left to do but consume the rich before they consume us! So for when we finally light up the grill for the first bourgeoisie bbq, Lousy Human has a char-grilled recipe you can take with you into the apocalypse.  Grilled Arctic Oil Tycoon Here’s what you’ll need: … Continue reading How To Prepare A Billionaire (For Dinner!): Oil Tycoon

Jeff Bezos Dismantling Working Class To Build His Own Country

In a recent announcement to Amazon shareholders, the company shared it will be working to dismantle the country’s working-class by the end of the year to make way for the Amazonian empire. Once complete, Jeff Bezos will assume his new position as CEO of the United States of Bezos, where the bottom 99% of his citizens will work to increase his wealth.  Their days will … Continue reading Jeff Bezos Dismantling Working Class To Build His Own Country