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What To Do When You Hate Your Best Friend’s Boyfriend’s Face

If you’re anything like me, you are best friends with the most funny, intelligent, kind, and beautiful woman in the world. She lights up every room she walks in. You kiss the ground before her as she steps. And rightfully so– she is a goddess, and you, a mere mortal. But now she’s dating a man with one of those faces that makes you want … Continue reading What To Do When You Hate Your Best Friend’s Boyfriend’s Face

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Friend Group Welcomes Friend’s Transition, Argues Who Gets To Hit First

A friend group from West Palm Beach, Florida has plunged into an intense debate regarding their friend’s transition from male to female. The friends, now on the brink of fallout, are engaged in a heated argument over which of the remaining four get to have sex with their newly transition friend first. “The homies always suck each others dicks, but this is a first, truly … Continue reading Friend Group Welcomes Friend’s Transition, Argues Who Gets To Hit First

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