Therapy with a Former Runescape E-Girlfriend

A man, Rick, sits on a couch in a therapist’s office. His therapist, Dr. Bracco, sits in a chair across from him, taking notes on a clipboard. DR. BRACCO: So, Jim, you mentioned that you have commitment issues. Can you tell me more about that? RICK: Yeah, it’s just hard for me to get close to people. I’ve never really been in a serious relationship. … Continue reading Therapy with a Former Runescape E-Girlfriend

Wanted: Orphan Girlfriend For The Holidays

Hello M’Ladies, I’m currently looking for a sophisticated singled woman who would be willing to accompany me to family gatherings this holiday season. MUST BE: At LEAST an 8 on a 1-10 scale. Between the ages of 17 and 65 years old. Open to polyamory. Enjoy giving blowjobs without having the favor returned. Down for anal. A virgin. Cooks, cleans, and does laundry. Advanced anime/manga … Continue reading Wanted: Orphan Girlfriend For The Holidays