New Divorcee Opens Cup Business in a Desperate Attempt to Find Herself

Hello Facebook Friends!

As some of you may know, David and I’s happily ever after came to an end, and to cope with my shattered sense of self and the mistakes I’ve made, I started a custom cup business!

For those of you who don’t know, a little back story, David and I were high school sweethearts and got together when I was a 14-year-old freshman, and he was an 18-year-old legal adult. 

Back then, I didn’t think about the potential that getting together with someone so young might leave me with a deflated sense of who I am if we ever got divorced because, I guess, when your brain isn’t fully developed, and you’re being groomed, the thought just doesn’t come up. 

But, now I’m 31 with two kids and an ex-husband who is falling further down the right-wing pipeline by the day, and I’m just trying to balance all that while I figure out who the fuck I am. And honestly, I don’t think I’m doing a good job. But I’m hoping the endorphins from a couple of sales and a little spare cash can help.

So if I’ve gaslit you enough, pick up a couple of customized cups for your loved ones, or at least to support your grandkids (mom and dad)! There’s a lot for the Disney and Harry Potter fans right now because that were the last IPs I remember liking while I could still think for myself and didn’t have to like whatever my husband told me to like…They say fun things like “Poly Juice Potion” and “Hakuna My Matcha.” Even the smallest sale would help feed my kids. 

And If you’re not already, be sure to follow my business account, HobbyHeauxHaus, to come along with me on my 10-20 year journey of self-discovery where I will eventually settle for somebody else from our hometown I would’ve never even considered as a last resort growing up and it’s going to be a strange dynamic to watch develop but you won’t be able to look away.

REMEMBER: All Sales Are FINAL! Cups are not dishwasher, sponge, or hand wash friendly. Soaps of any kind will ruin the vinyl, and any liquids above or below room temperature will release plastics into your beverage that are known carcinogens. K. Thank you! BYE! 

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