After the release of court documents related to Jeffery Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, Donald Trump Jr. began heavily using copium, which continued for several hours. The former president’s son would later be rushed to St. Mary’s Medical Center after suffering an apparent overdose.

“Donald Trump Jr. was checked into our care this evening after suffering a severe copium overdose,” a representative from the hospital told reporters late Thursday evening. “Those who were there when he was admitted to the medical center noted that he started ‘coping’ around 2 pm, showing undeniable signs of copium intoxication on social media, and demonstrating worsening symptoms in the coming hours as he made more posts.

Those who witnessed the incident on social media noted Don Jr. was ‘practically begging’ people to believe that his father had an innocent relationship with the now-known sex traffickers Jeffery Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell.

“For a while, it looked like he was fucked up on his usual amount of cope and there were enough people in the comments agreeing vehemently that his father had nothing to do with Epstein that he was going to be fairly stable,” one witness who wishes to be unnamed said. “But then people found the part about Jeff calling Trump in Atlantic City to visit his casino with underage girls and that’s when he really started to decline.”

Soon after, the influx of comments, pictures, and gifs of Trump and Epstein together became too much for Trump’s fourth-favorite child and he was found around 8 pm in his office pantsless with a photo of his dad and Ivanka facing him on his desk. He was barely conscious and repeating serval phrases including ‘Bill Clinton, dem-pedo,’ ‘daddy is innocent,’ and ‘guys, you gotta believe me, please.’  That’s when Mar-a-largo club members called for an ambulance. 

“As of right now he’s in critical condition,” the St. Mary’s rep. stated. “Currently, he is in our fragility ward being surveilled around the clock. We worry that he might begin coping again as more court documents are released. And although another overdose that he didn’t survive would make many of us at the hospital happy, we just can’t afford the legal fees. But then again, neither can he.”