The growing consensus is to replace Pichai with a CEO who understands the complexity of the growing AI landscape. 

Sources close to the board say that man is none other than The Rolling Stone guitarist Keith Richards.

“Not only does Keith have the technological know-how to run a global brand through the tense waters, but he can shred like his life depends on it!” said a Google board member who wishes to remain anonymous.

Pichai had served as Google’s CEO since 2015 and was seen as a breath of fresh air when he took the helm, but as one Google official put it, “Keith Richards he is not.” 

“Sundar is great, and I owe my entire career at Google to him, but I can’t play the opening riff to ‘Jumpin’ Jack Flash,’ and that’s what we need and deserve from our next CEO. 

“Keith comes with a proven track record of success and the technological acumen needed to bring this great company into the next decade, and man, can he trash a hotel room with the best of them,” the anonymous source said. 

However, Pichai is not taking the possible ousting lying down. The current Google CEO has reportedly reached out to Eddie Van Halen for tips on Generative Adversarial Networks.