Evangelical Christians Warn Devil’s Arrival as Smoke Blankets NYC

New York City – In a stunning display of cognitive gymnastics, a group of Evangelical Christians has attributed the recent smoke over the city to none other than the Devil himself and are losing their fucking minds. Announcing his imminent arrival on Earth.  The faithful believers, with an uncanny ability to connect the dots in ways that defy logic, have concluded that the smoke is … Continue reading Evangelical Christians Warn Devil’s Arrival as Smoke Blankets NYC

Unaired He Gets Us Super Bowl Commercial

In 2023, people are more divided than ever before. People are lost, angry, and morally confused. Christianity is under attack. And those who follow the true word of God are being persecuted like never before.  But when our hour seems to be at its darkest, we must turn to the Light, the Jesus Light, and remember: He Gets Us. Jesus, Gets Us.  When we scream … Continue reading Unaired He Gets Us Super Bowl Commercial

Joel KidBanger’s holy water: A review

Tom McDonald Tyler, Texas 09/17/2020 SUBJECT: FIVE STARS!!! I couldn’t recommend Pastor Joel Kidbanger’s Blessed Holy Water more than I do now! Mr. Kidbanger’s holy water has improved my life tenfold since I first saw his infomercial at 3 a.m. last Wednesday morning. When I ordered this product, I was flat broke with $30,000 in credit card debt, negative in my checking account, and just … Continue reading Joel KidBanger’s holy water: A review