In what some would call a fortunate turn of events, the ametuer Onlyfans creator hounding a California man’s wife DMs died last night bringing him great relief.

“Some dipshit my wife went to high school with has been begging her to fly out to his moms house in Missouri to ‘make content’ for his 7 followers,” said Thomas Killselve. “He’s been at it for years. But then the other day she came into the living-room and told me that he died. At first I didn’t believe her. Then I saw the local news story about a St. Louis man and his mother dying of a fentynal overdose while filming a threesome with his stepdad and honestly, it brought a tear to my eye.”

Though as some mourn those lost and others and are still trying to wrap their head around what the trio was doing that night, Killselve sees it as a cause for celebrate.

“Oh, I hope it hurt,” he said. “I’ve never overdosed, so I’m not sure, but I hope there was nothing pleasant about his final moments. Besides that he was an unemployed loser that lived with and apparently fucked his mom.”

But Killselve isn’t above adding insult to injury.

“Best part is that dumbass spent so much time in other woman’s DMs that his partner left him just the week before,” he explained. “And I’m just get a lot of relief knowing that he died knowing no one loves him.”

Though he does plan on attending his memorial service.

“I’m showing up to steal the ashes,” he explained. “This way he gets the send-off he deserves. Being molded into hundreds of urinal cakes. Then donated to the local YMCA.”