“We’ve tried so many things, BDSM, roleplay bondage, and nothing seems to ring our bell lately,” says Walter Smith of Eagle Pass, Texas. “We’re hoping that some codependency might do the trick.”

Smith and his girlfriend of 6 years, Karla Kross, have essentially reached an impasse in their relationship. In an effort to save their sex life and relationship, sources close to the couple say they’ve ditched traditional methods like date nights and lingerie in favor of watching a Netflix documentary they’ll hate just because the person loves it.

If that doesn’t bring the couple to a simultaneous climax, the pair will reportedly look into canceling long-held plans with friends to spend an evening doing nothing in particular with each other.