Cops Around the Country Pissed Nashville PD Responded Quickly

After the most recent school shooting at a Christian elementary school in Nashville, Tennessee, cops around the country are pissed at the “dick riding” lawmakers are doing for the Nashville Police Department.  “The amount of wee-wee sucking going on in Washington about the response time of the Nashville PD makes it even harder to be a cop than it already has been in recent years,” … Continue reading Cops Around the Country Pissed Nashville PD Responded Quickly

Florida Man is Way Too Confident for a 30-year-old Virgin

WEST PALM BEACH – Florida Man Mickey Pugnuts was arrested last night at his mother’s guesthouse after receiving numerous calls of being way too confident about sex he hasn’t received yet. Bar patrons, neighbors, friends, and even family have made calls to the Palm Beach County Sheriffs Office to lodge complaints against the 30-year-old virgin. “All I remember was him belligerently begging this poor woman … Continue reading Florida Man is Way Too Confident for a 30-year-old Virgin