Welcome to Em’s Business Corner! July 1st has come and gone and with that, business professionals around the globe are setting their new quarterly goals. This woman is pushing the boundaries on what to expect in quarterly goal setting in a fantastic way. I learned a lot from speaking with her, and am excited to share the interview with you. Let’s dive in! Em: Would … Continue reading Woman Sets Quarterly Goal to “Become More Startling”
“Man, I can’t believe it’s already 2022,” chuckled Bob Borinfuck, a painfully basic white male. “Where does the time go. Feels like 2020 was just yesterday.” “I know, the year really flew by,” the surrounding group of dead, business casually dressed souls said in unison. “Guess there’s nothing left for me to do but slip into the same old routine for the next 365,” said … Continue reading ‘Man I Can’t Believe It’s 2022,’ Says Man On January 3rd
Luci Rameriez, 25, never imagined that she would be one of the most popular fetish models in the world when she started posting revealing breastfeeding photos on her personal Instagram account one year ago. But 365 days later, she is one of the most famous “mommy” performers on planet Earth. “As a new mother, I found it difficult to continue posting “belfies” (selfies with your … Continue reading Young Mother Accidentally Becomes World’s Most Famous Fetish Model
Out of what is believed to be sheer desperation, alt-right leader and white supremacist Richard Spencer is releasing a mixtape in hopes of branching out into newer and younger audiences. In a Word document believed to be stolen from Spencer’s personal computer, Reddit user BigJugsOnMyMug released a track list from the six song EP set to come out next month. The track list is as … Continue reading Richard Spencer Releases Not So Fire Mixtape
To whom it may concern, Let it be known that today, October 14th, 2020 I am putting in my 2-minute notice. As of 9:06 I will be leaving the office and never returning unless threatened with my life and in which case I would instead take the bullet to the back of my skull. The first four minutes of today have really ground me down … Continue reading Goodbye Forever: A Letter of Resignation
In an effort to make conditions more human, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement will rid their facilities of its metal cages and foil blankets to make room for what the GOP is calling a “new and improved” holding system. Instead of keeping children in “summer camp” conditions, children of undocumented immigrants are now being upgraded to “five-star resort” levels of comfort as stated by Laura … Continue reading IMMIGRANT CHILDREN WILL NOW BE MOVED TO NEW AND IMPROVED PRISON
