‘Man I Can’t Believe It’s 2022,’ Says Man On January 3rd

“Man, I can’t believe it’s already 2022,” chuckled Bob Borinfuck, a painfully basic white male. “Where does the time go. Feels like 2020 was just yesterday.”

“I know, the year really flew by,” the surrounding group of dead, business casually dressed souls said in unison. 

“Guess there’s nothing left for me to do but slip into the same old routine for the next 365,” said Borinfuck. “If anyone needs me, I will be silently masturbating to Ashley in my cubicle.”

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