Just days after taking to social media to apologize to everyone on planet Earth besides Cassie, P Diddy seems to be leaning into his new villain role. He announced a new film in which he will be writing, producing, and directing, and he will be playing the villain and main character.

“The movie is called ‘The Diddler,’ and it’s going to be the greatest film ever made,” he said in his video announcement. “The people want to see Diddy be a villain, shit, then that’s what they’re about to mother fucking get.”

The disgraced rapper and producer is shaping the movie’s plot based on ‘his telling’ of what happened in the situations that brought on his recent legal trouble.

“Finally, I will be able to tell my truth,” he said. “The media, the police, nor my lawyer will be able to censor me. This is my version, and I’m here to tell you about it.”

And then he did.

“The Diddler, played by me, is basically the boogie man mixed with Freddy Kruger,” he went on without a hint of irony in his voice. “He goes around killing people, doing gross shit to Justin Bieber, beating on every woman that ever loved him, including the mother of his children who he killed. Everyone is trying to bring him to justice, but they can’t. Then, when everything looks bleak, and he’s about to take over the world, everyone realizes it was all just a dream. And that there was no Diddler. It was just your friendly neighborhood, Diddy, and all is right with the world.”

The movie has yet to secure a streaming platform but is scheduled for release next month.

“All this shit needs to blow over as quickly as possible. And that’s why I’m looking to get this whole thing completed by next month so we can all just get back to normal.”