Las Vegas woman, Liza-Marie Elvis is set to have one of the largest paydays of her paydays of her life. After placing a $20 bet on a three-leg parlay on former President Donald Trump’s New York hush money trial she’s set to win over $420,000.

“At first, I told my husband I was going to do it as a goof,” Elvis told Lousy Human. “But, he got so excited we placed the bet together at the counter on a laugh-induced high. We never thought it was get this far.”

The parlay is as follows:

• The president’s conviction time would be at 4:20pm
• His sentencing date would be set to 7/11
• The judge will sentence Trump to 69 years

Though, with only one of the legs remaining, Elvis and her husband are starting to get nervous. 

“I wasn’t sure if any of this would even happen,” Elvis said. “Now it’s so close and I’m starting to get nervous of what will happen if this does happen.”

When asked if she was referring to the impending attempt to throw away democracy by fascist neo-liberals that are tearing the country apart at the seams and praying for a Christian dictatorship she said:

“No, I’m worried my husband might have an have a stroke from laughing so hard. When the second leg hit he almost threw up on himself in our living room. I’d like to avoid that escalating next time.”