As former president Donald Trump’s hush money trial continues in New York, many speculate what would happen to his security detail if he was to be found guilty and imprisoned. And while political commentators from all over the political spectrum argue whether or not Trump would retain his security detail or forfeit them as a criminal. Today, the Secret Service released a statement regarding the matter.

“If in the event former President Donald Trump goes to prison, his Secret Service detail will be there for his protection,” said the Director. “To ensure the president is protected at all times, three of his secret service detail will be imprisoned with him. They’ll be there not only to keep him safe but entertain him, feed him his McDonald’s, and be his girlfriends on occasion. Each equipped with Diet Coke-filled rubber breasts for the president to enjoy.”

It’s yet to be determined if this is the same collection of security that will be buried on the ground of Mar-a-Largo with the president upon his death.