I Lived It: Woman Quits Job And Moves To A Place Her Ancestors Colonized

You Guys.  I finally did it.  I took the leap.  I am braving the unknown for the first time in my 24 years of life, and it’s really exciting. After only a year after graduation, I left my social media management role at my dad’s company last week and I wasn’t totally sure what would be next.  How would I pay for my nails and … Continue reading I Lived It: Woman Quits Job And Moves To A Place Her Ancestors Colonized

How To Kiss Him In A Way That Communicates You’re A Safe Place For Him To Open Up About His Dad

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sex is cool. But you know what’s cooler? Emotional intimacy coming from a shared sense of commitment to establishing a healthy future relationship that is void of toxicity and abrasiveness. I’m an expert in going from casual sex to long-term energetic intertwinement. You won’t be his little weird slut for much longer. You’ll be so much more. Read on for my toolbox … Continue reading How To Kiss Him In A Way That Communicates You’re A Safe Place For Him To Open Up About His Dad

I Lived It: Woman’s Tummy Wummy Hurtie Wurtied

I am a grown woman with a full-time job and a family of five. My children crawl into my lap at the end of the day and tell me about the things that happened tothem. Billy took my daughter’s lollipop. Jimmy punched my son in the jaw. I listen. I console. I provide ice. I call the principal to alert him that his douchebag kid … Continue reading I Lived It: Woman’s Tummy Wummy Hurtie Wurtied

New Study Shows Roommate Definitely Does Hear You Weeping In The Shower 

After a 6-year study that involved 3.4 million dollars and 14,000 volunteers, Harvard Sound Science has uncovered a startling truth: your roommate can hear you weeping in the shower. I interviewed lead researcher Billy Bonkers to discuss the implications of the study. Em: Good afternoon, Billy. Thanks for speaking with Lousy Human. Could you give some insight into the general findings your team uncovered during … Continue reading New Study Shows Roommate Definitely Does Hear You Weeping In The Shower 

What To Do When You’re Prettier And More Successful Than All Your Friends

We as a society spend a lot of time discussing oppression. It’s important to do that. Oppression seems hard. But we don’t spend a lot of time talking about the struggles of being blessed. Roll your eyes all you want, but I know for a fact that sometimes I cry because I’m sopretty. If you’re in the same boat as me, privileged as all get … Continue reading What To Do When You’re Prettier And More Successful Than All Your Friends

Unpopular Opinion: It’s OK to Sleep With A Man So That You Can Use One Of His Bay Leaves In Your Curry

In this day and age, the dating scene is full of passive individuals, avoiding confrontation and not asking for what they want. This has created an outbreak of unsatisfying relationships, with both parties not meeting the needs of their lovers. I have a reminder for you. You can get what you want if you just ask. It’s not using someone, because everybody’s using someone. All … Continue reading Unpopular Opinion: It’s OK to Sleep With A Man So That You Can Use One Of His Bay Leaves In Your Curry

Fun Activities For When Your Sunburn Is So Bad You Think You Might Have To Throw Up

If you’re like me, you’ve been having a lot of fun in the sun! Unfortunately, due to the sedatives you were under the influence of, you probably forgot to use sunscreen. Now you’re as red as a Maine lobster! No worries, babe. Here are some fun activities for when your sunburn is so bad you feel like you need to jump off an 8-story building. … Continue reading Fun Activities For When Your Sunburn Is So Bad You Think You Might Have To Throw Up

Tennessee Governor Bill Lee is Actually A Drag Icon

In this stifling political climate, Bill Lee, governor of Tennessee, has signed numerous bills that seek to place bans on drag queens in Tennessee. The impact of these bills is major for the LGBTQ+ community– beyond limiting drag performances, the bill ultimately targets and criminalizes transness within the state.  However, the story runs deeper. While Bill Lee looks like every other straight, white, dusty, old … Continue reading Tennessee Governor Bill Lee is Actually A Drag Icon

Sex Tips To Ignite Your Inner Fire

Good morning, sex lovers. I have years and years of experience with sex things and I’d like to give you some tips on how to get wild in the bedroom. Grab your butter and let’s get crazy. Whether you have an extensive background on love-making (like I do), or if you’re a total virg, you have something to learn. Let’s get into it.  Using analogies … Continue reading Sex Tips To Ignite Your Inner Fire

Is This Rug Gay Or Straight?

Hey folks! Your favorite queer here, excited to bring you some super important Pride Month content. I’m here to answer the question we’ve all been asking: Is that rug gay or straight? Some are really obvious. This rug is straight as could be. Lesbian lesbian lesbian lesbian. But some are tougher to decipher… Is this rug a straight attempt to appropriate a culture that she … Continue reading Is This Rug Gay Or Straight?