In a recent Fox New poll, it was reported American’s are willing to support NATO intervention in Ukraine even if it means dying in a nuclear holocaust.

Out of 30 countries surveryed, The United States sat comfortably at the number one spot with 75% or 3 of 4 Americans willing to go boom when the big one goes off if it means supporting the country’s new pet Nazi state. 

With reasons varying from terminal illness and meeting Jesus, to collapsing society and suicidal tendencies, Americans are pushing for world leaders to “push the red button.” 

Officials at the World Health Organization have declared the incredibly large gap in the data as a “national health crisis.” Though many GOP leaders state that the data shows the strength of the American Spirit.