Leaked Emails Reveal Mickey Mouse Clapped Ron DeSantis’ Wife’s Cheeks

According to the emails allegedly exchanged between Mrs. DeSantis and Mickey, the two had been “clapping” her “fucking cheeks” for several months. The messages contained explicit details of their encounters, including one particularly scandalous rendezvous in the Magic Kingdom after hours where she and Ron got pregnant with the mouse’s baby and needed an abortion that halted the six-week abortion ban bill on the governor’s desk. 

When reached for comment, a spokesperson for Disney vehemently denied the allegations, stating, “These claims are absolutely absurd and completely baseless. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character. What are you on drugs?”

Ron DeSantis has yet to release an official statement. Still, sources close to the Florida governor said he is devastated by the news and is seeking legal action against his wife, Mr. Mouse, and the Walt Disney Company.

The scandal has sent shockwaves throughout the state, with many residents questioning the integrity of their elected officials and the safety of their beloved theme parks.

As for Mickey Mouse, he has reportedly gone into hiding, with sources saying he is currently seeking refuge in his underground clubhouse. Only time will tell how this scandal will play out, but one thing is for sure: things will never be the same in Florida.

In a shocking turn of events, leaked emails have surfaced revealing that Ron DeSantis’ wife had an extramarital affair with none other than the beloved Disney character, Mickey Mouse.

According to the emails allegedly exchanged between Mrs. DeSantis and Mickey, the two had been “clapping” her “fucking cheeks” for several months. The messages contained explicit details of their encounters, including one particularly scandalous rendezvous in the Magic Kingdom after hours where she and Ron got pregnant with the mouse’s baby and needed an abortion that halted the six-week abortion ban bill on the governor’s desk. 

When reached for comment, a spokesperson for Disney vehemently denied the allegations, stating, “These claims are absolutely absurd and completely baseless. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character. What are you on drugs?”

Ron DeSantis has yet to release an official statement. Still, sources close to the Florida governor said he is devastated by the news and is seeking legal action against his wife, Mr. Mouse, and the Walt Disney Company.

The scandal has sent shockwaves throughout the state, with many residents questioning the integrity of their elected officials and the safety of their beloved theme parks.

As for Mickey Mouse, he has reportedly gone into hiding, with sources saying he is currently seeking refuge in his underground clubhouse. Only time will tell how this scandal will play out, but one thing is for sure: things will never be the same in Florida.

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