Last week, in the wake of two mass shootings, more of which continue to plague this country week after week, Joe Biden looks to move forward with gun control measures. The administration will look to eliminate the ability for guns to be purchased and assembled in pieces, prevent the sale of stabilizing devices that turn pistols into short-barrel rifles, and allow police to remove firearms from the possession of people deemed harmful to others or themselves. Naturally, the NRA threw a fucking tantrum.
“FUCK YOU, JOE BIDEN! COME AND TAKE OUR GUNS! WE’RE READY FOR WAR!” the association’s Twitter account posted. “WE’LL KILL YOUR FAMILY AND THE LEFTIST SOCIALIST! DO YOU HEAR US YOU PIECE OF SHIT? THIS WILL END IN BLOODSHED IF YOU’RE NOT TOLERANT TO GUNS! YOU CAN BREAK DOWN OUR DOORS, SHOOT OUR DOGS, BUT YOU WILL NEVER TAKE MY FREEDOM!”
Needless to say, dipshit conservatives went wild in the replies.



In response, Trump loyalists in Washington announced they will be launching the “Lock and Load” Campaign in the coming weeks that would encourage white Americans to purchase firearms.
Colorado Representative Lauren Boebert had this to say, “White genocide in becoming closer and closer to becoming a reality here in the United States with many of those looking to eliminate us from the face of the earth, taking Christianity with it. It’s my hope, and the hope of patriots like Tom Cotton, Rand Paul, and Marjorie Taylor Greene, to prevent that from happening, by any means necessary.” She continued, “And with the help of our friends at the NRA, I know we will fight for those who built this country into what it is today.”